Lets Gossip.

I have a new obsession.


First off, I would like to say that I am not one to hop on the band wagon of “OH ITS NEW I GOTTA HAVE IT!” For instance iPhones? Kiss my untrendsetting butt. And whatever else out there that’s new. Whatever okay. It can wait. (Don't even get me started on the iPad)

I look down upon you “Oooo Ooooo Ooooo I gotta have it NOW” kindsa people. See it’s a grand waste of money and ugh, I was just not born to be a follower. I pave my own unconventional path okay?

I didn’t start playing Nintendo 64 until the Wii was out. I am just late to catch on to these trends. I talk a big game and act like I don’t care but as soon as everyone’s gone I peek my little head in and find out what all the commotion was about. And then I go “ OH cool why didn’t I pay attention to this earlier?”

Never fails.

So of course Gossip Girl is no exception. I am in LOVE with this show. I don’t fancy TV series too much because I just hate how they toy with you. I am impatient and I need answers with in a reasonable time limit. Waiting years to see if Ross and Rachel were going to get back together was ridiculous. I am never going through that again.

Oh but Gossip Girl has become my new evil friend. I love Leighton Meester’s character Blair Waldorf. I love the way they dress them. Totally the stuff I would wear if I was uber rich and relevant. And I like Blake Lively. See I didn’t know much about this Blake Lively girl, I’d see her in pictures and go ehhhh whats the big fuss about? But she’s kinda like Jennifer Aniston, they just got that charisma about them that makes you like them. And while they aren’t the best looking actresses (they are far from ugly don’t get me wrong here) you just like them. Like you totally want to be their friend!

You can watch episodes here if you’ve never seen the show. http://tvshack.net/tv/Gossip_Girl/(you’re welcome!) The quality isn’t the best but maybe you can just watch the first episode and if it tickles your fancy go rent the seasons!

But anyways moving onto more important information...

I am going to talk about a serious issue here. One that Megan Fox herself has finally shed some light on.

SHORT THUMBS!

Finally they found a damn imperfection on the flawless Miss Fox. She has a deformity that is called brachydactyly. Type D to be exact, meaning it only affects the thumbs.

And guess who else has this deformity?

Me!

 (Except I only have ONE unfortunately, its lonely)

And thanks to Megan Fox I now know what its called. See I’ve just been showing people the short little thumb on my right hand for forever but…when they asked why it was like that I didn’t have an answer. Well thank you Megan Fox.

FYI My new short-thumbed BFF.

Check out Miss Fox’s digits here….

And now look at mine here….

Oh and feel free to google "Megan Fox Thumbs" to see many amusing pictures or wittle piggies!

My thumbs now have som one to look up to. Maybe someday we too can become famous and then possibly take over the world....





MUAHAHAHAHAHA.